With the Mexican hordes approaching liberated Texas once again, I decided to gather up my men to San Antonio, hoping this won't turn into the Alamo after all.
Just before crossing the border they offered me white peace. Hah! If those savages think Her Majesty is ready to submit to their demands they are going to be greatly disappointed. Granted; a large, fresh army of men ready to fight to death is a rather convincing basis for their suggestion, but I can't abandon my cause in front of every little obstacle.
The battle didn't start too good, but it's no wonder considering the Mexican army is led by a man who prefers to introduce himself as a ”wrathful warmonger”, while I have a mere diplomat in charge. So, kind words and mumbo-jumbo won't be of much help in this situation Mr. Cochrane, you better use those rifles instead.
The results weren't too impressing even though I managed to defeat the attackers, I'll let the numbers speak for themselves.
I decided to let my main army rest for a while, sending the Canucks after Santa Anna's fleeing men and hired a new general. With a master's degree in firepower, I hope Mr. Grant will give the Mexicans their well deserved beating.
My reinforcements from England arrived around the time Cochrane managed to convince the Mexicans that the UK government means them no harm and value their international contribution even though the two nations' views on Texan independence are in conflict and I immediately sent them marching towards El Paso where the next battle would take place, here's my brilliant battle plan (don't let the simplicity fool you!):
Halfway through the battle of El Paso the Texans notify me that they have decided to sign a peace with the Mexicans and would have a party later on in Austin. Well good riddance! It's not like they were of much help anyway. I also received alliance offer from the Netherlands and Belgium, both mumbling something about an “unresolved problem.” I shrugged and concentrated on the war.
The Britons managed to win in El Paso, but I was very disappointed of Grant's performance. Casualties mounted on both sides (6000 Mexicans and 3000 Britons to be more exact), but he convinced me to continue the chase into Las Cruces which resulted in a triumph for the Empire!
Meanwhile in Europe, Spain decided it was a good time to invade Morocco while my concentration was elsewhere. Well, their time will come soon.
I kept chasing Santa Anna's army around for a while until their total annihilation in Santa Fe. I left the Canadians to occupy Las Cruces and Cochrane's men were dispatched to Laredo where a bunch of farmers were waiting to be shown the might of Her Majesty's disciplined army.
They were quickly annihilated and I tasked Mr. Cochrane to start occupying the area south of Texas. His attempt at winning the hearts and minds to our side was quickly interrupted by a new wave of Mexicans. They must have institutionalised breeding to be able to constantly recruit new men! Perhaps something for the Whigs to consider instituting back home.
I chased their fleeing bands of peasants to Monterrey and then onwards to Saltillo where their army was once again completely destroyed.
Suddenly a Colombian ambassador sent a request for military access in their war against - Brazil!? I enquired why on earth did they need an access through British soil when the two shared a border! The ambassador just shrugged but seemed convinced that their army needed to be able to skip along through God knows what part of the Empire.
The secret Colombian battle plan, later on revealed to me by their head of the army.
In the north I managed to take over one of the worthless Mexican desert states moved on to occupy the next one. The war seems to be going well at the moment.
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@josephusdaniels: Glad you like it and welcome aboard! I can guarantee the ass-kicking will involve quite a bunch of (other) empires.
@lordvagrant: They should introduce this tradition here in Northern Europe.